When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People...


There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.


My girlfriend is like my iPhone...I don`t have an iPhone


That Awkward Moment When you KNOW you look better than EVERYONE in your family.


Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?"


Facebook + Tumblr + Twitter + Youtube = Reasons my homework isn`t done.


Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that DISLIKE button. Sincerely, YouTube.


Dear Facebook, I don`t get why people would like their own status


It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook


Ending a Facebook conversation by liking the last comment


Winners never quit and quitters never win

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